I’m a full-time Corporate Cubicle Girl, perpetually crunching lines of data like a kid with an endless supply of rock candy.  When I’m not breaking pivot tables, I write.  And I draw.  And I take and edit photos.  I’ve even been known to sing along.

I’m a Jane of all trades and a Mistress of some.

I appreciate tattoos and I collect them as souvenirs.  I provide gut-wrenching brutal honesty, but I’ll smile when I’m delivering it so you won’t feel as bad hearing it.  I’m a narcissistic muse.  Flattery will get you everywhere, as will red velvet cupcakes.

This site is where you’ll find my latest and greatest musings, art, and maybe even a diatribe or two if you’re lucky.