I’m a full-time Corporate Cubicle Girl, perpetually crunching lines of data like a kid with an endless supply of rock candy. When I’m not breaking pivot tables, I write. And I draw. And I take and edit photos. I’ve even been known to sing along.
I’m a Jane of all trades and a Mistress of some.
I appreciate tattoos and I collect them as souvenirs. I provide gut-wrenching brutal honesty, but I’ll smile when I’m delivering it so you won’t feel as bad hearing it. I’m a narcissistic muse. Flattery will get you everywhere, as will red velvet cupcakes.
This site is where you’ll find my latest and greatest musings, art, and maybe even a diatribe or two if you’re lucky.